The other night, we happened to see Christina Aguilera on TV, and she was decked out in typical Christina Aguilera style...dramatic makeup, leather clothing...you know the look. Rockstar. Diva. All that jazz.
Kyle says to me, "She's a gangsta."
I say to Kyle, "Why do you say she's a gangsta?"
Kyle replies, "Look at her. She's all decked out in leather and stuff."
To which I responded, "She's not a gangsta, dude. She's a mom. Who happens to be a pop star."
And then his eyes fell out of his head.
"She's a MOM??? She does NOT look like a MOM!"
Already having an idea as to what his answer will be, I ask, "Oh, really? What does a mom look like, Ky?"
And then he threw his right cross and answered, "I dunno...more like Ceelo, I guess."